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    Friday, November 16th, 2007
    7:24 am
    Wednesday, April 11th, 2007
    8:14 pm
    yum?
    PAIGE MADE BEN A SANWHICH TODAY!!



    t'was yummy.


    Odd thing happened in chemistry. I had a C, then I messed up a test and a lab and now I have a B-.



    God loves me?

    Current Mood: jewish

    Thursday, April 5th, 2007
    9:08 am
    Everyone in or from Japan loves animu. If you meet a Japanese person who doesn't breathe, eat and excrete animu than that person is not really Japanese. In Japan you are considered a geek if your room isn't filled with manga, animu tapes and lolicon. The large role animu plays in Japanese culture has lowered the countries standards a little and if you're on a holiday in Japan with your young prepubescant daughter and you see a man next to you be sure to punch him in the face repeatedly untill he dies as that guy is probably wishing he could sprout tentacles and rape your daughter.
    Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
    1:23 pm
    Gosh man. I'm bored.



    I guess that's what you get for having too much coffee at 11.


    Side not..... I LEARNED HOW TO DO GUITAR TAPPING!!! (kinda)

    Sunday, February 18th, 2007
    11:20 am
    to Paige
    (burp), sorry, just got back from a LARGE DIN DIN with my family creatures.


    But anywho, I can't see you tommorow, my mom wants me to go with my cousins because I "adore them so much and I am so glad whenever I see them." Which is true, but I'm happier when I get to see you. Anyway,I thought I should just tell you this so you don't think I forgot about you.


    ^_^ I love the Paige.. (happy growl of excitement)

    Saturday, January 13th, 2007
    10:46 pm
    What.........



    What.........


    Church.........
    10:20 am
    SUPER CMS


    GOD IT'S AWFULL!

    MUST BENCH WEIGHTS!!!!!
    Thursday, January 11th, 2007
    6:34 am
    blarb
    (sigh)

    I am really bored.

    That's not a good way to start off something but eh.. it's true. But anyway, I'm just typing up whatever's on my head just for kicks. I thought about what Paige said about writting stuff and then looking back at it and just feeling like

    Whoa!

    So I think I'd like to give it a try.

    Anywho, let's start with my day today. Ok, I got out of the door a little late, but that's ok. I did get to school on time and I got to see people. Bridget has made the decision to not stop calling me a hoe..... (eyes narrow in agitation). But yes, I wasn't cold surprisingly. When I breathed I could see a huge little puff of frosty breath stuff, but I didn't feel very cold. Perhaps my nerves died. But that's unlikely. So, I shared my warmth with Paige and it was fun because we talked about something entertaining and funny. I don't remember what it was. But it was silly and mutual and didn't involve my arms getting crushed or my teeth chipped.

    I keep hitting the fucking tab button to start an indent but it sends me down to tags. >< Stupid journal.

    But then the bell rang and I went to Spanish. We turned in a bunch of work today. I had a bunch of half baked assignements that I didn't turn in because I was ashamed of it. But I did finish one big thing and wound up with a 50/180 for the day. WOOT! But then I went to P.E. which was probably the highlight of my day. I talked to Michael and had some fun with him. And then we went to the small gym for MYP filming. You know, for the dances. I didn't have to go today. But I had plenty of fun messing around with the people that did have to go. I'd run around in my underwear and do stupid little techno thrash dances followed by vulgar thrusts and disgusting paradies of the real dance. I messed 2 out of 5 people up. I feel acomplished. Though now that I look back on it, that was kind of mean....

    (GUILT ATTACK)

    And bla bla bla, you know? That's all really. Nothing else happened. I don't know how some people can type down their whole day. It took me forever to get the first 2 paragraphs done. I quit. I secretly admire the will and stamina of anyone who can give a full acount of their day. (salutes those who can)

    UGH!! STUPID TAB BUTTON

    For the now, I don't get it. I'm sure you've all felt it before, there's like this heavy feeling in me. I wouldn't call it depression, but it feels like it's sapping my energy. I just feel kind of run down and weary. I don't know. I've had a lot of pressure on me these last few days and with finals and all... sheesh. And I don't know, I've been kind of upset lately. I've actually been kinda discontented because I havn't really talked to anyone about anything.

    Hmmmmmm, Kate, if you could get on AIM sometime when I'm on and when my internet's at 100% capacity, that would be super duper blooper and pooper all at once. All those adjectives had positive connotations if you were wondering. But yeah, you usually make me feel relieved and happy after our conversations. So yeah. Assuming you'll try to get on. Thanks. ^_^ (huggle)

    Ugh, I don't know how to wrap things up so


    BI




















    sexual
    6:27 am
    They love me like I was their brother,
    They protect me, listen to me.
    They dug me my very own garden,
    Gave me sunshine, made me happy.

    Nice dream, nice dream, nice dream.

    I call up my friend the good angel,
    But she's out with her ansaphone.
    She say's that she'd love to come help,
    But the sea would electrocute us all.

    Nice dream, nice dream, nice dream, nice dream,
    Nice dream, nice dream, nice dream.





    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Hannah gave me her coat today.

    (warm fuzzies)

    that thing is so amazingly comfortable.

    I'm hooked on it.




    Excuse me while I go shoot up some of my coat

    Current Mood: angry
    Wednesday, January 10th, 2007
    6:23 pm
    ^_^
    PAIGE SANG FOR ME!!!!!!!!





    (slavers over pretty voice)

    I love you...









    PS: wish Nessa a happy b-day for me.
    Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007
    9:52 am
    ts BEN: eh?

    Auto response from weRallondrugs97: over pass. be back in one hour.

    weRallondrugs97: qfdjlkwer hgt
    weRallondrugs97: r\h
    weRallondrugs97: BEN
    weRallondrugs97: OMFG
    weRallondrugs97: I LOVE
    weRallondrugs97: you
    weRallondrugs97: kjgff
    weRallondrugs97: fhf
    OMG OMG its BEN: ^_^
    OMG OMG its BEN: calm down man
    OMG OMG its BEN: chillax
    OMG OMG its BEN: how ya been homes bro?
    OMG OMG its BEN: /sis
    OMG OMG its BEN: seeing Ryan again anytime soon?
    weRallondrugs97: we are going to sf
    weRallondrugs97: you are invited as well along with paige and austin
    OMG OMG its BEN: why we be going to sanfran
    OMG OMG its BEN: in THE WINTER?!?!
    weRallondrugs97: my birthday.
    OMG OMG its BEN: ahhhhhh yeah
    OMG OMG its BEN: 15th?
    weRallondrugs97: yeah
    OMG OMG its BEN: score
    weRallondrugs97: were going the day after finals though
    OMG OMG its BEN: I'm good
    OMG OMG its BEN: that should be a nice break
    OMG OMG its BEN: ahhhhh
    OMG OMG its BEN: so what's new?
    OMG OMG its BEN: besides
    OMG OMG its BEN: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!
    OMG OMG its BEN: :-*
    weRallondrugs97: hahahahaha
    weRallondrugs97: but
    weRallondrugs97: god
    weRallondrugs97: i told you about the whole thing right?
    OMG OMG its BEN: teehee
    OMG OMG its BEN: yup
    weRallondrugs97: but it was so nice
    weRallondrugs97: just you know
    weRallondrugs97: how softly he spoke to m
    weRallondrugs97: e
    OMG OMG its BEN: shit
    OMG OMG its BEN: this computer doesn't support the away and talk at the same time thing
    OMG OMG its BEN: oh well
    OMG OMG its BEN: like
    OMG OMG its BEN: a whisper?
    OMG OMG its BEN: or do you mean sweetly
    OMG OMG its BEN: like the morning dew
    weRallondrugs97: hahaha
    weRallondrugs97: yeslike the morning dew
    OMG OMG its BEN: or the gentle breeze of an afternoon zephyr
    weRallondrugs97: im not sure how to describe it
    weRallondrugs97: kuglgkrf
    weRallondrugs97: shut it!!!
    weRallondrugs97: but it a svery nice
    OMG OMG its BEN: (giggles maniacally)
    weRallondrugs97: however he askedmeto be his girlfriend i suggestedlovers but yes more orles sthe sam ething
    OMG OMG its BEN: ahhhhhhhh
    OMG OMG its BEN: how sweet
    OMG OMG its BEN: It's time for...................
    OMG OMG its BEN: :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*
    OMG OMG its BEN: :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*v
    OMG OMG its BEN: BWHAHAHAHHAHA
    OMG OMG its BEN: SMOOCHY SMOOCH SMOOCH
    OMG OMG its BEN: TOUNGUE
    OMG OMG its BEN: you do reealize I'm going to tease you about this forvever
    OMG OMG its BEN: right?
    weRallondrugs97: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OMG OMG its BEN: ohsht
    weRallondrugs97: NOT THE SMOOOOOCHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY
    OMG OMG its BEN: but I am happy for you 2
    weRallondrugs97: haha thank you
    weRallondrugs97: oh by the way micah is an ass
    OMG OMG its BEN: hmmm?
    OMG OMG its BEN: how?
    OMG OMG its BEN: ugly? like a cow giving birth to a whale
    weRallondrugs97: yeah youre right:
    our minds are very different.
    in the sense that you didnt trust me enough to tell me you had feelings for another person, and i would have been ok with it had they been temporary.
    but they took you over and now we are where we are.
    oh well, play the hand that life deals you.
    hopefully ill draw some better cards in time.
    good day.


    weRallondrugs97: hahahah
    weRallondrugs97: look at dat shiitts
    weRallondrugs97: i wasapologizing
    weRallondrugs97: and he was irrational
    OMG OMG its BEN: mmmmmmm
    OMG OMG its BEN: can I see the whole thing
    OMG OMG its BEN: ?
    weRallondrugs97: what i said too?
    OMG OMG its BEN: mhm
    OMG OMG its BEN: you'd be surprised how sensative guys can be
    OMG OMG its BEN: even if they look like they're dumb as bricks
    OMG OMG its BEN: but I do like his cards of life thing
    weRallondrugs97: that
    OMG OMG its BEN: you can taste his WRATH
    weRallondrugs97: wascold
    weRallondrugs97:
    why?
    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: lemicah
    Date: Dec 21 2006 6:33 PM


    um
    weird

    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: kate
    Date: Dec 21 2006 6:27 PM


    how was your day?
    weRallondrugs97:
    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: kate
    Date: Dec 21 2006 9:59 PM


    well i hope it was somewhat good
    and i asked isaac because i figured he would know if youd be angry if i tried to talk to you and he said yes

    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: lemicah
    Date: Dec 21 2006 9:29 PM


    idk it just was

    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: kate
    Date: Dec 21 2006 6:35 PM

    OMG OMG its BEN: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

    Auto response from weRallondrugs97: over pass. be back in one hour.

    OMG OMG its BEN: MYSPACE
    OMG OMG its BEN: anyway
    weRallondrugs97: ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: kate
    Date: Jan 1 2007 10:56 AM


    ok well ill try and answer these in order and to the very best of my abilities because you deserve that
    i didn't break up with you for another person, i broke up with you because we were too different
    and how do you know i broke up with you for ryan?
    when i was going out with you i didnt think i had anymore feelings for ryan. towards the end i started getting some and they were strong. it wasn't fair to you, and i dint feel that close to you either, so it didnt seem to matter quite as much
    and i sincerely am sorry for the pain that i caused you. i feel so very guilty. if theres anything i could do for you
    also i felt very bad about it, because i did have some feelings for you.
    in the end
    im just sorry


    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: m to the icah
    Date: Dec 31 2006 9:19 PM


    ok so
    yeah i was really pissed when i found out that you broke up with me for somebody else
    and i didnt even know who, but i figured it was ryan, and sure enough, i was right.
    dare i ask why?
    why didnt you just tell me from the start?
    why did you have to lie at the end and cause me so much pain during our relationship?
    weRallondrugs97:
    well it was towards the end. and when i figured it out i knew i couldnt keep on doing what i was doing with you. i just was trying to work up the courage to end it thats all.
    how was it an outrage?
    our minds are just very different you and i


    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: m to the icah
    Date: Jan 3 2007 6:41 PM


    well why didnt you tell me about those feelings while we were going out?
    why did you just have an outrage and break up with me?
    i dont understand


    weRallondrugs97: i dont know
    weRallondrugs97: i just wanted to be his friend
    weRallondrugs97: thats all
    OMG OMG its BEN: meh
    OMG OMG its BEN: he'll get over it
    OMG OMG its BEN: things are always bitter after a break up
    OMG OMG its BEN: but they can fix themselves
    weRallondrugs97: yeah
    weRallondrugs97: i hope so too
    OMG OMG its BEN: I guess I'm a good example
    OMG OMG its BEN: for a while, I really hated Kayla
    OMG OMG its BEN: and now
    OMG OMG its BEN: she's a good pal
    OMG OMG its BEN: same with Paige
    OMG OMG its BEN: except
    OMG OMG its BEN: the time I hated her was very short
    OMG OMG its BEN: and she's more than my pal
    weRallondrugs97: yes
    weRallondrugs97: so its okay really
    weRallondrugs97: how is the land of ben?
    OMG OMG its BEN: full of stress, headaches, homework, and.................. happiness
    OMG OMG its BEN: homework contributes to stress
    OMG OMG its BEN: I've lost my capo
    OMG OMG its BEN: and I didn't have any picks for a few days
    OMG OMG its BEN: so I went crazy
    OMG OMG its BEN: but I found them
    OMG OMG its BEN: I got to spend lot's of time with Paige
    OMG OMG its BEN: and I taught myself doublestop theory
    weRallondrugs97: whats that?
    OMG OMG its BEN: easy
    OMG OMG its BEN: 2 note theory things
    OMG OMG its BEN: it's just a common sense thing
    OMG OMG its BEN: once you learn the basics
    OMG OMG its BEN: you can figure it out on your onw
    OMG OMG its BEN: own*
    weRallondrugs97: thats cool
    weRallondrugs97 returned at 9:31:21 AM.
    OMG OMG its BEN: RETURNED
    OMG OMG its BEN: ad'lgoha;dfljaD
    Flhns'oj
    OMG OMG its BEN: SPojh
    OMG OMG its BEN: SPINj
    OMG OMG its BEN: IPBn
    OMG OMG its BEN: pi
    OMG OMG its BEN: bla
    OMG OMG its BEN: hyperactivity
    OMG OMG its BEN: so, when do you think your gonna get the
    OMG OMG its BEN: FUCKING
    OMG OMG its BEN: on with Ryan?
    weRallondrugs97: HEEEYYYYYY
    weRallondrugs97: HHEYYY
    weRallondrugs97: HEEEY
    OMG OMG its BEN: (giggles)
    weRallondrugs97: i have no idea
    weRallondrugs97: but for some odd reason
    weRallondrugs97: i could see it happening in a very pretty way
    OMG OMG its BEN: awwwwwww
    OMG OMG its BEN: like the morning dew?
    weRallondrugs97: hahha
    weRallondrugs97: yes
    OMG OMG its BEN: or like the cool afternoon zephyr on the open field of tall life green grass?
    weRallondrugs97: kjhsdil fkj;eldf
    weRallondrugs97: goddamnit ben
    OMG OMG its BEN: or like
    weRallondrugs97: stop
    weRallondrugs97: im laughing my ass off
    OMG OMG its BEN: A VOLCANOE SPEWING MOLTEN CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE AS HE FORCES YOU TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!!!
    weRallondrugs97: LMAO
    weRallondrugs97: sadlkwhf
    weRallondrugs97: wdfg
    weRallondrugs97: g
    weRallondrugs97: g
    weRallondrugs97: g
    weRallondrugs97: g
    weRallondrugs97: HAKHkshahaha
    weRallondrugs97: no.
    weRallondrugs97: not like that.
    OMG OMG its BEN: awwww
    OMG OMG its BEN: you dissapoint me
    weRallondrugs97: i know i knowooooowww
    weRallondrugs97: woo
    weRallondrugs97: is like
    weRallondrugs97: boo
    weRallondrugs97: is like boob
    weRallondrugs97: woo=boob
    OMG OMG its BEN: mmmmmmm
    weRallondrugs97: boob=tube
    weRallondrugs97: i am black?
    OMG OMG its BEN: huh?
    OMG OMG its BEN: noooooo
    OMG OMG its BEN: you white
    OMG OMG its BEN: whitey
    OMG OMG its BEN: cracker
    weRallondrugs97: CRACKA
    OMG OMG its BEN: nigger killer
    weRallondrugs97: niggaggahhhh
    weRallondrugs97: no
    weRallondrugs97: im
    weRallondrugs97: the majestic flying jew
    OMG OMG its BEN: fine
    OMG OMG its BEN: money stealer
    weRallondrugs97: MUWUAHHAHA
    OMG OMG its BEN: big nose
    weRallondrugs97: i took
    weRallondrugs97: your weewee tinkly money
    weRallondrugs97: FAIRY!!
    weRallondrugs97: brb
    OMG OMG its BEN: JEW
    OMG OMG its BEN: BWHAHAHA
    OMG OMG its BEN: I shall make an underground coalition force made up of Jews and Wiccans to defeat the Muslim tribes of Brazil
    OMG OMG its BEN: BWHAHAHAA
    OMG OMG its BEN: it is perfect
    weRallondrugs97: no
    OMG OMG its BEN: the jews will try to steal the Wiccans money
    OMG OMG its BEN: and the Wiccans will turn on them
    weRallondrugs97: the muslim tribes of brazl have hot plates
    OMG OMG its BEN: do they now
    OMG OMG its BEN: THEN THE MUSLIMS OF KENTUCKY
    OMG OMG its BEN: but the Wiccans and Jews will kill eachother
    OMG OMG its BEN: but the spirits the Wiccans summon will go after the Muslims and kill them while the summoners kill the jews
    OMG OMG its BEN: ALL WILL
    OMG OMG its BEN: DIE
    weRallondrugs97: kentuckians have french hair
    weRallondrugs97: silly
    OMG OMG its BEN: ERG
    OMG OMG its BEN: FINE
    OMG OMG its BEN: THE MUSLIM EXHIBIT IN THE ZOO
    weRallondrugs97: alright
    weRallondrugs97: this works
    weRallondrugs97: OMG
    weRallondrugs97: I GOT
    weRallondrugs97: A KOLLONNEL JACKET
    OMG OMG its BEN: they're declawed and defanged
    OMG OMG its BEN: elaborate
    OMG OMG its BEN: sergeant?
    OMG OMG its BEN: time for a promotion
    weRallondrugs97: OOHHH YAY
    OMG OMG its BEN: 2nd lieutenant JOHNSON
    OMG OMG its BEN: first class
    weRallondrugs97: I
    weRallondrugs97: DONT WANT TPO BE A WILLIIIE
    OMG OMG its BEN: ......
    OMG OMG its BEN: I'm sorry
    OMG OMG its BEN: then
    OMG OMG its BEN: THATS TOO BAD
    weRallondrugs97: YOU ARE YO MOTHAS VAGINA
    weRallondrugs97: hahah
    weRallondrugs97: you were inside you
    weRallondrugs97: you know
    OMG OMG its BEN: (barfs)
    OMG OMG its BEN: oh shut up
    OMG OMG its BEN: so were you
    weRallondrugs97: all people have fingered their mother
    OMG OMG its BEN: (barfs)
    weRallondrugs97: hahahhahahahahah
    OMG OMG its BEN: actually
    OMG OMG its BEN: no
    OMG OMG its BEN: I didn't
    weRallondrugs97: DAMN YOU
    weRallondrugs97: c
    weRallondrugs97: sectionas
    OMG OMG its BEN: They had to slice my mom to get me out
    OMG OMG its BEN: yup
    weRallondrugs97: didnt want to go eh?
    OMG OMG its BEN: my angelic wings were to large
    OMG OMG its BEN: and my magna lance would have burnt her pussy into cinders
    OMG OMG its BEN: I'm an angel
    OMG OMG its BEN: an angel colonel
    OMG OMG its BEN: thats bulletproof
    weRallondrugs97: so is ee
    weRallondrugs97: are you pink?
    weRallondrugs97: OMG
    weRallondrugs97: I
    weRallondrugs97: am
    weRallondrugs97: going to get out of
    weRallondrugs97: the eating disorder creature
    OMG OMG its BEN: WOOT
    weRallondrugs97: i almost hath graduattted
    OMG OMG its BEN: (BESTOWES ANGEL DUST ON HEAD)
    weRallondrugs97: WOOOOWW
    kate feels like orgasm
    OMG OMG its BEN: yeah
    weRallondrugs97: GASM I TELL YOU
    OMG OMG its BEN: thats what angel dust is made out of
    weRallondrugs97: i know
    weRallondrugs97: then
    weRallondrugs97: what be the angels?
    OMG OMG its BEN: throbbing clits
    OMG OMG its BEN: with wings
    weRallondrugs97: why not tips of dicks?
    OMG OMG its BEN: cause
    OMG OMG its BEN: clits are like 4 times as sensative
    OMG OMG its BEN: or so I read
    weRallondrugs97: poor you
    OMG OMG its BEN: thats ok
    OMG OMG its BEN: if I ever get mad at you or Paige
    OMG OMG its BEN: I'll just hit it with a giant branding iron/pole thing
    OMG OMG its BEN: in the shape of a heart
    OMG OMG its BEN: does that thing enjoy pressure?
    weRallondrugs97: ohm
    weRallondrugs97: not like
    weRallondrugs97: a pole sort creature
    weRallondrugs97: you know
    weRallondrugs97: i would much rather like to poke then be poked
    weRallondrugs97: woman be sad thing
    OMG OMG its BEN: mhm
    OMG OMG its BEN: poor yous
    OMG OMG its BEN: but there is so much more pressure on the man durring sex
    OMG OMG its BEN: than there is on the woman
    OMG OMG its BEN: and sex
    OMG OMG its BEN: is what a man takes his pride in
    weRallondrugs97: this is sad
    weRallondrugs97: i thought twas the size of dicko
    OMG OMG its BEN: that helps with sex
    OMG OMG its BEN: but if you cum like 30 seconds into it
    weRallondrugs97: YEAH
    OMG OMG its BEN: it doesn't matter how big your dick is
    weRallondrugs97: THATS BAD
    weRallondrugs97: ID KICK THE GUY IN THE BALLS IF I DIDNT LOVE HIM
    OMG OMG its BEN: haha
    OMG OMG its BEN: I'm going to have a tough time
    OMG OMG its BEN: I think I might have a small premature problem
    OMG OMG its BEN: on my own I can get off anywhere between 1.5 min to 5 min
    weRallondrugs97: OOOOOOOOh
    OMG OMG its BEN: but usually floating around 2.5
    weRallondrugs97: it takes me a lonnnngg time
    weRallondrugs97: because i like to be very tactful and slow and elaborate in my fantasy
    weRallondrugs97: theres even foreplay and romantic banter in my head
    OMG OMG its BEN: (rolls eyes)
    OMG OMG its BEN: I just look at the porn and shake
    weRallondrugs97: I HATE PORN
    weRallondrugs97: nothing turns me of more
    weRallondrugs97: except
    weRallondrugs97: lesbian porn...
    OMG OMG its BEN: meh, I like straight porn more too
    weRallondrugs97: reaallly?
    weRallondrugs97: boo on you
    OMG OMG its BEN: I mean
    OMG OMG its BEN: it's pretty and all
    OMG OMG its BEN: but I just don't get it
    OMG OMG its BEN: (shrug)
    OMG OMG its BEN: IZ G2G DAWG
    weRallondrugs97: NOOOOOWWW Jks;lfjdsfgdfgfdhgf
    weRallondrugs97: poo
    weRallondrugs97: on you yo
    weRallondrugs97: i havent sene you in helllza long me maaayn
    OMG OMG its BEN: fathers needs some helps bustin' some caps
    OMG OMG its BEN: I know
    weRallondrugs97: lets us drink wine?
    OMG OMG its BEN: sure
    OMG OMG its BEN: my fav drink
    weRallondrugs97: (as in do something with the paige or some shit)
    OMG OMG its BEN: oh
    OMG OMG its BEN: sure
    weRallondrugs97: hokie pokiiiie
    OMG OMG its BEN: okey dokey
    Sunday, December 31st, 2006
    5:15 am
    how many sources were needed for EOP last year?

    And were primary sources necassary?
    Sunday, December 24th, 2006
    8:32 pm
    merry Christianmas everehbodeh.

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I hope ya'll get something nice or something along those lines.


    Er, paigers.


    I love and miss you.

    (kiss)
    Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
    10:14 pm
    I like my cousin's house
    Tu Thi Bui: hey
    Tu Thi Bui: whats up
    Ay Kate Mate: whos thisss?
    Tu Thi Bui: do you know quoc?
    Ay Kate Mate: Ya.
    Tu Thi Bui: I'm his gf
    Tu Thi Bui: he told me you were cool
    Ay Kate Mate: .. quoc has a girlfriend.?
    Tu Thi Bui: yah
    Tu Thi Bui: my name is jessica
    Tu Thi Bui: milligan
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: :} ill ask quoc. hold onn.
    Tu Thi Bui: has he not talked about me?
    Ay Kate Mate: .. no. lmao
    Tu Thi Bui: what.......
    Tu Thi Bui: he HASN'T TALKED ABOUT
    Ay Kate Mate: maybe hes embarassed.
    Tu Thi Bui: ME!?!?!?!
    Ay Kate Mate: NO!!!!!11 HE HASNT OMG!!111
    Tu Thi Bui: WHAT YOU SAY YOU FAT WHORE
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: xD Alright.
    Tu Thi Bui: why wouldnt he talk about me?
    Ay Kate Mate: .. He just didnt mention you. o_o
    Tu Thi Bui: ...
    Tu Thi Bui: you lie
    Tu Thi Bui: you cock sucking cow
    Tu Thi Bui: im sorry
    Tu Thi Bui: my friend did that]
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: Alright.
    Ay Kate Mate: Soundslikaparty.
    Tu Thi Bui: kinda
    Tu Thi Bui: just a sleepover
    Ay Kate Mate: yaprettymuch
    Tu Thi Bui: with sum of the grls
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: ya uh
    Ay Kate Mate: How did you get my sn, "quocs girlfriend."
    Ay Kate Mate: }: damn. this is a hard one.
    Tu Thi Bui: how is it hard?
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: How did you get it.
    Tu Thi Bui: I saw your myspace using his account and i read a blog of yours and it was a convo between you two
    Tu Thi Bui: YOU FAT SKANK WHORE!!!
    Tu Thi Bui: srry
    Tu Thi Bui: friend
    Tu Thi Bui: thing
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: Alrightt.
    Ay Kate Mate: o_o
    Ay Kate Mate: sdfhghghdsakjsagjklsahdgkgdsala
    Ay Kate Mate: SFJHLSFHSFLSGJLGS
    Ay Kate Mate: Wait
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: nevermind.
    Ay Kate Mate: What's his password then if you went on his myspace. :}
    Ay Kate Mate: Oh and. Too bad Im not a fatass. o_o So your insult doesnt really.. affect..
    Tu Thi Bui: jewishman2
    Tu Thi Bui: don't hack it tho
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Tu Thi Bui: hell get mad at me
    Ay Kate Mate: whats his email.
    Tu Thi Bui: Thang99@hotmail.com
    Ay Kate Mate: .. woah
    Ay Kate Mate: Where do you live.
    Tu Thi Bui: fountain grove
    Ay Kate Mate: .. wheres that. lmao
    Ay Kate Mate: It sounds familiar but i dont knoww
    Tu Thi Bui: its on a hill in santa rosa
    Tu Thi Bui: by ursuline and newman
    Ay Kate Mate: Oohh yaa
    Ay Kate Mate: Okay I know where that is now lol
    Tu Thi Bui: yahh
    Tu Thi Bui: FAT SHIT FACE
    Tu Thi Bui: friggin friend
    Tu Thi Bui: pushes me
    Tu Thi Bui: shes the real fat ass
    Tu Thi Bui: so does he act like he doesnt have a GF?
    Ay Kate Mate: Ya o_o
    Ay Kate Mate: Well
    Ay Kate Mate: Like..
    Ay Kate Mate: No. He doesnt like. hit on people
    Ay Kate Mate: But he just never told me.
    Tu Thi Bui: ahh..........
    Tu Thi Bui: teehee
    Tu Thi Bui: isn't he the cutest thing?
    Tu Thi Bui: his flowing blonde hair
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Tu Thi Bui: and his eyes are SO GORGEOUS
    Ay Kate Mate: AAHAHAHAH
    Ay Kate Mate: LMFAO
    Tu Thi Bui: ..?
    Ay Kate Mate: NOTREALLY XD
    Tu Thi Bui: you calling my BF ugly?
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: preeetyy mucchh ;]
    Tu Thi Bui: what??
    Tu Thi Bui: have you seen that cock
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: you heard me.
    Tu Thi Bui: that thing is so huge and sexy
    Ay Kate Mate: .. ohmyfuckinggo
    Ay Kate Mate: AH
    Ay Kate Mate: HOLYCRAP
    Tu Thi Bui: it's easily like 8 inches long
    Tu Thi Bui: 30m min
    Tu Thi Bui: he's a monster
    Ay Kate Mate: omg no wai dats lyk soo bigg!!11
    Tu Thi Bui: and those muscles
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Tu Thi Bui: ohhhhh!!
    Ay Kate Mate: ohkay ew please o_o
    Tu Thi Bui: that flamming red pubic hair
    Tu Thi Bui: all long and twizzly
    Tu Thi Bui: sitting in my mouth
    Ay Kate Mate: FIRECROTCH
    Tu Thi Bui: and those huge sweaty balls
    Tu Thi Bui: smacking my face over and over again
    Tu Thi Bui: we made a tape it was night vision
    Tu Thi Bui: I swear to god
    Tu Thi Bui: I gasmaed so bad
    Tu Thi Bui: I thoguht I was gonna die
    Ay Kate Mate: ............................................................
    Tu Thi Bui: it was worse than that time where Ethan and the rest of this baseeball team all got me at once
    Ay Kate Mate: D: the picturessss ewwww
    Ay Kate Mate: AHAHAHAHAH
    Ay Kate Mate: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Ay Kate Mate: AHAHAHAHHAHA
    Ay Kate Mate: OMFG
    OMFG
    Ay Kate Mate: THAT. WAS. GREAT.
    Tu Thi Bui: we had a 3soem with a friend tpp
    Tu Thi Bui: yeah, they had some homerunners there
    Tu Thi Bui: I swear to god girl
    Ay Kate Mate: ...
    Tu Thi Bui: you gotta see my pussy
    Ay Kate Mate: .......................................SFHGFS
    Tu Thi Bui: it's like
    Tu Thi Bui: a fucking portal
    Tu Thi Bui: ugh
    Tu Thi Bui: I hope I'm not pregnant though
    Ay Kate Mate: wow. thats /real/ cute.
    Tu Thi Bui: I've been sick since the last time we got it on
    Tu Thi Bui: maybe the ring broke
    Ay Kate Mate: ....
    Tu Thi Bui: omg
    Tu Thi Bui: he is so sweet
    Tu Thi Bui: I was menstrating
    Tu Thi Bui: and he still ate me out
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Tu Thi Bui: he even licked his lips and pet me
    Ay Kate Mate: alright who is this lmfao
    Tu Thi Bui: jew
    Tu Thi Bui: jew
    Tu Thi Bui: jew
    Tu Thi Bui: jew
    Ay Kate Mate: EWWWWWWWTFHGFSF
    Ay Kate Mate: jew monster.
    Ay Kate Mate: JEW. MONSTER.
    Ay Kate Mate: .. HA JEW EGG
    Ay Kate Mate: HSGF'
    Tu Thi Bui: ha you saw borat?
    Ay Kate Mate: your mom saw borat.
    Ay Kate Mate: :}
    Tu Thi Bui: i didnt really see it me and quoc were too busy doing our littlr thing
    Tu Thi Bui: ya know what im saying??/
    Ay Kate Mate: ....
    Ay Kate Mate: totally.
    Tu Thi Bui: well, your mom taped quoc fucking my brains out with his omnster cocl
    Tu Thi Bui: cock*
    Tu Thi Bui: i had like 10 orgasms
    Ay Kate Mate: jew monster cock*
    Tu Thi Bui: true story
    Tu Thi Bui: iy wasw like heaven
    Ay Kate Mate: no way.
    Tu Thi Bui: i was moaning
    Tu Thi Bui: and moaning
    Ay Kate Mate: HAAAAAAA
    Tu Thi Bui: i think his neighbor saw us
    Ay Kate Mate: .. greaat.
    Ay Kate Mate: WAY TO BLOW IT.
    Ay Kate Mate: whore
    Ay Kate Mate: thats what i thought.
    Ay Kate Mate: well ohkay.
    Ay Kate Mate: I CAN PLAY THIS GAMMMEE
    Ay Kate Mate: do you know dominic wiggam?
    Tu Thi Bui: ive heard of him
    Tu Thi Bui: quocs friend right?
    Ay Kate Mate: well we go at it all the time
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: yasure
    Ay Kate Mate: friends? Quoc HAS NO FRIENDS.
    Tu Thi Bui: ah he is
    Tu Thi Bui: im his girlfriend
    Tu Thi Bui: and if he can get me
    Tu Thi Bui: he must have hella girlfriends
    Tu Thi Bui: look at this body
    Tu Thi Bui: http://static.flickr.com/6/102645224_91633c56c1.jpg
    Ay Kate Mate: no thanks.
    Ay Kate Mate: its possibly porno.
    Ay Kate Mate: I have such an idea of who this is.
    Ay Kate Mate: GODDDD/
    Ay Kate Mate: /ANYWAYSSS/.
    Tu Thi Bui: its jessica milligan
    Ay Kate Mate: Dominic is way hotter than Quoc. Betch.
    Tu Thi Bui: his girlfriend
    Tu Thi Bui: well aernt you going out with him
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: Ya. o_o
    Ay Kate Mate: And youre going out with Quoc.
    Ay Kate Mate: Dumbass.
    Ay Kate Mate: So were equal. xD
    Tu Thi Bui: I am what can i say
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: oh god.
    Tu Thi Bui: why you think hes an ugly monkey?
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: whatthehell.
    Ay Kate Mate: WHAT. THE HELL.
    Tu Thi Bui: my man's got all the hair
    Ay Kate Mate: WHAAAAAATTHAAAHELLLL
    Tu Thi Bui: but he ain't no monkey
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Tu Thi Bui: HE'S A FUCKING GORRILLA
    Ay Kate Mate: I KNOW
    Tu Thi Bui: KING OF THE JUNGLE BABY!!
    Tu Thi Bui: baby simba
    Ay Kate Mate: ...
    Ay Kate Mate: AHAHAHAHAHAH
    Tu Thi Bui: hes the KINg
    Tu Thi Bui: and a boss
    Ay Kate Mate: WHO ARE YOU xD
    Ay Kate Mate: Do you have a myspace?
    Tu Thi Bui: im jessica milligan
    Tu Thi Bui: no
    Tu Thi Bui: my mom found mine and deleted it
    Tu Thi Bui: THE STUPID FUCKING CUNT
    Ay Kate Mate: .. thats what i thought.
    Tu Thi Bui: yeah
    Tu Thi Bui: mmmm
    Tu Thi Bui: speaking of cunt
    Tu Thi Bui: mine is aqll wet from talking to you
    Tu Thi Bui: I'm gonna go tend to it now
    Tu Thi Bui: I'm gonna let you talk to laquanda
    Ay Kate Mate: ..................
    Tu Thi Bui: SUP NIGGA?!?!
    Ay Kate Mate: NUTTIN MUCH SKANK!!!!!!1/!??!1 1 U ?!?!?
    Tu Thi Bui: its all good in the hood porchmoneky
    Tu Thi Bui: NIGGA
    Ay Kate Mate: quoc.
    Tu Thi Bui: i wanna fuck you
    Ay Kate Mate: youre such a hoe.
    Tu Thi Bui: i like that song bitch
    Tu Thi Bui: who da hell is dis nigga qouc?
    Tu Thi Bui: ahh shit
    Ay Kate Mate: .........
    Ay Kate Mate: HAHAHAHAHA
    Tu Thi Bui: jesicas back
    Ay Kate Mate: YOURE SO BAD AT THIS
    Ay Kate Mate: .. alright
    Tu Thi Bui: you mustsa made her really hot if she's done already
    Ay Kate Mate: hi JESSICA
    Tu Thi Bui: WHOOO WEE
    Tu Thi Bui: look at that clit
    Ay Kate Mate: LMFAO
    Tu Thi Bui: it's all red and sore
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Tu Thi Bui: good job kate
    Ay Kate Mate: D: thatsfxckinggross
    Ay Kate Mate: SFJKH
    Tu Thi Bui: im sorry
    Tu Thi Bui: but its life
    Ay Kate Mate: ya you better be.
    Ay Kate Mate: get a helmet.
    Tu Thi Bui: i got my rubbers already
    Tu Thi Bui: get some pills just in case
    Ay Kate Mate: ..
    Ay Kate Mate: what are you
    Ay Kate Mate: a man or a woman.
    Tu Thi Bui: im a woman
    Ay Kate Mate: you could magically be both. what a miracle.
    Tu Thi Bui: im quocs woman
    Tu Thi Bui: and he's my man
    Ay Kate Mate: bleh D:
    Tu Thi Bui: MY HEMNA
    Tu Thi Bui: HEMAN
    Ay Kate Mate: sheman.
    Tu Thi Bui: i like his heman sword
    Tu Thi Bui: if you know what i mena
    Tu Thi Bui: it's got the power of 10 men
    Ay Kate Mate: .....................................
    Ay Kate Mate: okay this is so disgusting. o_o
    Ay Kate Mate: of ALL PEOPLE. Why does it have to be quoc. lmao
    Tu Thi Bui: 8------------------------->
    Tu Thi Bui: x100000
    Ay Kate Mate: .. nice visual.
    Tu Thi Bui: oh yeah
    Tu Thi Bui: just wait till you feel it
    Tu Thi Bui: and he real knows how to lick tits
    Ay Kate Mate: i wont.
    Tu Thi Bui: it's amazing
    Ay Kate Mate: .. just what a slut like you would enjoy. yup.
    Tu Thi Bui: its called horny
    Tu Thi Bui: not slutty
    Tu Thi Bui: I belong to him
    Tu Thi Bui: and only him
    Tu Thi Bui: he's my mater
    Ay Kate Mate: o_o whatever you want to call it.
    Tu Thi Bui: and he provides me with all the leather too
    Tu Thi Bui: chains are nicdnygp'[8 9ui0]'
    Tu Thi Bui: :
    Tu Thi Bui: nj'
    Tu Thi Bui: ui;l[p.o;jklerl/c,.+
    Tu Thi Bui: llll
    Tu Thi Bui: fkghjfghdfgd
    Tu Thi Bui: hello
    Tu Thi Bui: dear
    Tu Thi Bui: i want you now
    Tu Thi Bui: in my pants
    Ay Kate Mate: no thank you.
    Tu Thi Bui: wanna come over
    Ay Kate Mate: no thanks. :D
    Tu Thi Bui: the grls and i gettin' off on some clown porn
    Ay Kate Mate: clown porn?
    Ay Kate Mate: .. sounds yummy. XD
    Monday, December 18th, 2006
    10:52 am
    WRARG!!

    Paige makes excellent exquisite cheese cake. (slavers)

    I have the best girlfriend in the world. ^_^


    Oshrt, irregular Paige? I'm sorry I didn't call you today, I was swamped with hw.

    mmmmmm, I want to hear your voice in it's tired state. It can be SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!

    (pokes nose and kisses goodnight)
    Saturday, December 16th, 2006
    8:22 pm
    GAH KATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    YOU ARE FAR TOO DIFFICULT TO GET AHOLD OF OVER AIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    (fumes)




    Respond with apologies sergeant ASAP!

    (salutes) I'm off to fight a war. COLONEL OUT.


    PS:
    I also need to employ your help as my chief female advisor/friend/sergeant.

    I have candy. (and no, I'm not trying to trick you into following me into the car so I can rape you in my abandoned shack that I live in so it really isn't abandoned. It's what I can pay you with.)
    Thursday, November 23rd, 2006
    9:37 pm
    I love talking to Kate
    weRallondrugs97: BEN OMFG
    weRallondrugs97: BEN
    weRallondrugs97: BEN
    weRallondrugs97: BEN
    weRallondrugs97: dklhflk
    OMG OMG its BEN: shits
    OMG OMG its BEN: you beat me
    OMG OMG its BEN: my copmuter is still starting up
    OMG OMG its BEN: so if I'm laggy
    OMG OMG its BEN: forgive me
    OMG OMG its BEN: anyway, sorry I havn't been on lately
    OMG OMG its BEN: I keep on missing my 6 o'clock window
    OMG OMG its BEN: (fumes)
    weRallondrugs97: it is okay
    weRallondrugs97: there wa smuch to say and i forgot most of it
    weRallondrugs97: anyway
    weRallondrugs97: how have you been?
    OMG OMG its BEN: stuffed myself
    OMG OMG its BEN: uhhh
    OMG OMG its BEN: Paige and I had a childish fight thing yesterday
    OMG OMG its BEN: uhm, slept over at austin's house
    OMG OMG its BEN: and..........
    OMG OMG its BEN: thats it
    OMG OMG its BEN: nothing terribly intresting
    OMG OMG its BEN: but I'm enjoying myself
    OMG OMG its BEN: you?
    OMG OMG its BEN: anything worth talking about
    weRallondrugs97: hmm well what was the fight about and hmmm
    OMG OMG its BEN: haha
    OMG OMG its BEN: it's so dumb
    OMG OMG its BEN: you'll laugh
    OMG OMG its BEN: I'm being under-possesive
    OMG OMG its BEN: which is kind of true
    OMG OMG its BEN: and maybe I should show a little more want for her
    OMG OMG its BEN: but we got really mad over that stupid little problem
    OMG OMG its BEN: and in retrospect
    OMG OMG its BEN: It's so funny
    weRallondrugs97: thats fucking ridiculious
    weRallondrugs97: that makes me angry
    OMG OMG its BEN: haha
    OMG OMG its BEN: it is rather silly
    OMG OMG its BEN: but hey
    OMG OMG its BEN: Paige and Ben will be Paige and Ben
    weRallondrugs97: this is true
    weRallondrugs97: lol
    OMG OMG its BEN: :-D
    weRallondrugs97: but its just
    weRallondrugs97: fkjgfl
    OMG OMG its BEN: hehe
    OMG OMG its BEN: she's also PMSing
    weRallondrugs97: eh at least it wa ssomething little
    OMG OMG its BEN: (shrug)
    OMG OMG its BEN: but she's kind of right
    OMG OMG its BEN: she says that she wants me to be a little more possesive
    OMG OMG its BEN: and looking back on my past with her
    OMG OMG its BEN: I let her do whatever she wants with whoever she wants
    OMG OMG its BEN: I suppose it must look like I don't care about her
    OMG OMG its BEN: just letting it all slide
    OMG OMG its BEN: mmmmmmm, and I actually like it sometimes when she's a litlle possesive
    OMG OMG its BEN: makes me feel wanted
    OMG OMG its BEN: I think I'll try a little
    OMG OMG its BEN: 'cause
    OMG OMG its BEN: I don't want to be the SUPER CRAZY "YOUR MY BITCH" boyfriend
    weRallondrugs97: yeah
    weRallondrugs97: i dont know
    weRallondrugs97: it just almost seems greedy? idk, idk hdbhdbvjhdvjdvjdvd. eh paige will be paige
    OMG OMG its BEN: mhm
    OMG OMG its BEN: it's just a stupid little thing
    OMG OMG its BEN: with a simple and easy solution
    OMG OMG its BEN: that might make things a little more sweet
    OMG OMG its BEN: anyway
    OMG OMG its BEN: enough about me
    OMG OMG its BEN: you said you had some stuff to say
    OMG OMG its BEN: oh, what's this stuff with Gustav?
    OMG OMG its BEN: :-*
    weRallondrugs97: HAHHHAHA JESUS CHRIST
    weRallondrugs97: well anyways
    weRallondrugs97: he is a moron and i will admit this
    OMG OMG its BEN: I was like screaming inside when I heard that
    weRallondrugs97: yeah
    weRallondrugs97: so everyone says
    OMG OMG its BEN: lmao
    OMG OMG its BEN: Kate and Gustav sittin' in a tree
    OMG OMG its BEN: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    weRallondrugs97: i had no idea how much people hated him!
    OMG OMG its BEN: first comes love
    OMG OMG its BEN: then comes marriage
    OMG OMG its BEN: then comes the baby in the BABY CARRIAGE
    OMG OMG its BEN: little Kate and Gustav spawn
    OMG OMG its BEN: ahhhhhhhh
    weRallondrugs97: ergfkjergluregoehrgiherohgtorihgyrihyioh5tryoithriyhoyi
    weRallondrugs97: do you hate him?
    OMG OMG its BEN: I don't know him
    OMG OMG its BEN: so I can't hate him
    OMG OMG its BEN: but I have a small dislike for him
    OMG OMG its BEN: just 'cause he seems kind of.....
    OMG OMG its BEN: stupid
    OMG OMG its BEN: ok
    OMG OMG its BEN: I think he's a dumb shit
    weRallondrugs97: lol
    OMG OMG its BEN: and something about him makes my soul twitch in anger
    OMG OMG its BEN: and disgust
    weRallondrugs97: yeah
    weRallondrugs97: he doesnt bother me much because i can rember a time when i liked slipknot
    weRallondrugs97: so i sympathise ish
    OMG OMG its BEN: ....
    weRallondrugs97: but im very much so warming up to micah
    OMG OMG its BEN: slipknot.............Kate
    weRallondrugs97: ( i know im an idiot myself)
    weRallondrugs97: yes
    weRallondrugs97: i know
    weRallondrugs97: i was 12
    weRallondrugs97: leave me alone
    OMG OMG its BEN: IT WAS PEER PRESSURE
    weRallondrugs97: IT WAS!
    weRallondrugs97: actually it really was
    OMG OMG its BEN: lmao
    weRallondrugs97: my boyfriend creature at that time was metal head
    weRallondrugs97: so i was just
    weRallondrugs97: around it
    OMG OMG its BEN: oh dear
    OMG OMG its BEN: thank you
    OMG OMG its BEN: that was the highlight of my break
    OMG OMG its BEN: I actually almost fell out of my chair
    weRallondrugs97: lmao
    OMG OMG its BEN: idk why I find it so funny
    weRallondrugs97: im glad i made you happy
    OMG OMG its BEN: It's just
    weRallondrugs97: i wore chains
    weRallondrugs97: etc
    OMG OMG its BEN: I imagined saying this to you face to face
    OMG OMG its BEN: are you serious?
    weRallondrugs97: a few things
    weRallondrugs97: yes
    OMG OMG its BEN: holy shit
    weRallondrugs97: lmao
    OMG OMG its BEN: do you have any pictures?
    weRallondrugs97: paige does
    OMG OMG its BEN: (giggles in delight)
    OMG OMG its BEN: OHM
    OMG OMG its BEN: I saw this UBER UBER SUPAH PRETTY BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF YOU
    OMG OMG its BEN: it was like
    OMG OMG its BEN: (slaver)
    weRallondrugs97: are you serious?
    OMG OMG its BEN: mhm
    weRallondrugs97: what was it?
    OMG OMG its BEN: hmmmm
    OMG OMG its BEN: back before your bullimia stuff
    OMG OMG its BEN: must have been a freshman
    OMG OMG its BEN: it looked like you didn't have any clothes
    OMG OMG its BEN: on
    OMG OMG its BEN: and your eyes were so pretty
    weRallondrugs97: oh
    OMG OMG its BEN: man, it was like
    OMG OMG its BEN: AHHHHHHHH
    weRallondrugs97: i know what youre talking about
    OMG OMG its BEN: (squeal of happiness)
    weRallondrugs97: i took that for scott before he left for europe
    OMG OMG its BEN: It was a very nice picture
    OMG OMG its BEN: he probably didn't appreciate it much
    OMG OMG its BEN: from what I've heard about the relationship that you guys had
    OMG OMG its BEN: teehee
    OMG OMG its BEN: but you looked like 2.763567 more beautiful than Paige and Austin and this one great looking kid I saw on thursday
    OMG OMG its BEN: ALL PUT TOGETHER
    weRallondrugs97: oh my
    OMG OMG its BEN: IN A BLENDER OF SEX
    OMG OMG its BEN: ....
    OMG OMG its BEN: ow
    weRallondrugs97: thank you * blushes*
    weRallondrugs97: ohm
    weRallondrugs97: staple your weewee?
    OMG OMG its BEN: nope
    OMG OMG its BEN: a blender of sex
    OMG OMG its BEN: you'd probably get killed
    weRallondrugs97: ah i see
    weRallondrugs97: well in that case im pretty sorry
    OMG OMG its BEN: it's cool homes
    weRallondrugs97: domo
    OMG OMG its BEN: anyway
    OMG OMG its BEN: what's crackalackin
    weRallondrugs97: mmm
    weRallondrugs97: im starting to really warm up to micah
    weRallondrugs97: which makes me pretty happy
    OMG OMG its BEN: :-*
    weRallondrugs97: AH I HATE THAT GODDAAAMN FACE!!!
    OMG OMG its BEN: I will never get tired of it
    OMG OMG its BEN: :-*
    weRallondrugs97: AHkjsh;owsihfdewlg'rtjh;oith
    weRallondrugs97: *EATS YOUR NIPPLE HAIRS ONE BY ONE*
    OMG OMG its BEN: ow
    OMG OMG its BEN: I'm sorry
    OMG OMG its BEN: oh, something about Micah
    OMG OMG its BEN: if he hasn't told you yet
    OMG OMG its BEN: he's got a gig on december 8th
    weRallondrugs97: yes i know!
    OMG OMG its BEN: in a dimple records somewhere
    weRallondrugs97: lol ryan has one on december 15th too
    OMG OMG its BEN: tights
    OMG OMG its BEN: looks like decembers your busy month
    OMG OMG its BEN: cause the 9th is the Paige's birthday
    weRallondrugs97: yesyes
    weRallondrugs97: its a happy happy month
    weRallondrugs97: but
    weRallondrugs97: micah told me anyway that he thinks hes in love with me
    weRallondrugs97: which i thought wa svery nice
    OMG OMG its BEN: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    weRallondrugs97: hahaha
    weRallondrugs97: thank you for saving the face
    weRallondrugs97: but gbdkjgdjgdjdd
    weRallondrugs97: this is good
    weRallondrugs97: i still think hes somewhat of a brick
    weRallondrugs97: but i know there is a brain
    OMG OMG its BEN: hehe
    OMG OMG its BEN: I think thats so cute
    OMG OMG its BEN: (warm fuzzies start boiling in Ben's butt)
    OMG OMG its BEN: teehee
    weRallondrugs97: oh my
    weRallondrugs97: you know those fuzzies have a habit of becoming infected
    OMG OMG its BEN: ..........
    OMG OMG its BEN: (kills fuzzies with swirly curly pubic hairs)
    OMG OMG its BEN: they have been strangled
    weRallondrugs97: wow
    weRallondrugs97: you can coomand the growth of your pubic hairs
    weRallondrugs97: can you kill my math teacher with the PUBES OF DOOM*sews cape for them*
    OMG OMG its BEN: one second
    OMG OMG its BEN: chores
    weRallondrugs97: ayeaye\
    OMG OMG its BEN: sorry 'bout that
    OMG OMG its BEN: I only have like 5 min
    OMG OMG its BEN: so can you sum up the rest of your stuff?
    OMG OMG its BEN: not to sound pressing but....
    OMG OMG its BEN: I HAVE NO TIME
    weRallondrugs97: ah nono
    weRallondrugs97: gutav keeps hitting on me insists that he love sme i should leave him fo rmicah etc, went to paiges for thanksgiving, very fun, going to this giantly huge therapy thing for eating disorders, told micaha bout eating disorder, hes fine with it, ohmmmm*thinks* idk
    OMG OMG its BEN: sounds fun
    OMG OMG its BEN: ^_^
    OMG OMG its BEN: yaba daba DOOOO
    OMG OMG its BEN: sorry
    OMG OMG its BEN: had to get that off my chest
    OMG OMG its BEN: mmmmmmm
    OMG OMG its BEN: sorry, this is kind of aimed around me
    OMG OMG its BEN: but
    OMG OMG its BEN: what do you think I should do about the thing with Paige
    OMG OMG its BEN: do you have a better plan than mine?
    weRallondrugs97: mm not necassarily, because i would say try to be OVER possesive for a while but i dont want stuff to get weird and me have to stop haning out with you too entirely, maybe pay more attention to her in other ways to let her know shes special idk make her something pick her a stupid flower say i love you more, etc
    OMG OMG its BEN: (shrug)
    OMG OMG its BEN: ok thanks
    Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006
    10:55 am
    "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

    Current Mood: blank
    Sunday, November 12th, 2006
    4:43 pm
    I want Paige.

    Now.


    teehee
    4:20 pm
    ???
    I had a fun dream last night.

    It started off with my family, some men in black suits, and I all eating breakfast. I think we were eating breakfast. And then my dad told me that I had to hurry, or I'd be late for school. And then I asked him why I had to ride to school, because I enver have to. And he said it was because of my birthday.

    So the next thing I knew, I was riding my bike up this really steep slope, like impossibly steep. And there were dead plants all around me. and the sky was like a mix between dusk and dawn. And then it finally leveled out and I was on the American River biking trail when my friend from elementary school (Jacob) rode up beside me and said something to me. Then he rode off somewhere.

    Then I found Robin and Kevin and a bunch of other kids in this little swampy pit thing. And they were trying to get across a canyon or something. So I used my bike as like a bunch of monkey bars so they could get across. They all went across and it was just me and Robin's boyfriend. And then he popped the tires on my bike and said that they were all fat and he needed help up.

    I left with my bike after that and I looked at my arm and there was this big cut. And it didn't bleed. I just kind of shrugged it off and kept riding. Then I was attacked by zombies. But they were nice zombies. And just looked scary.

    That was the end of the dream.

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